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You may be a pole dancer if you intend to go clothes shopping for work or personal and end up searching for that perfect top or shorts to pole dance in instead of regular clothes.
Foxy_Rei ·
I so made this into a Facebook group... hehe. 😉
I so made this into a Facebook group... hehe. 😉 😂 😂 😂 🥂 🥂 🥂 You need to add me! You may be a pole dancer if you go to look at a new house that's perfect in every way....except for it's extremely high cielings...and because of that, you turn your nose up at it. 😕
You know you're a pole dancer if... you buy 5 of the biggest bottles of rubbing alcohol you can find at a time and go through them in two months you look at lingerie/shorts at the store and think "oh i'd look really cute if i wore these to dance to (insert song)!!!" when it's your turn to pick a place to go out, there is coincidentally always a pole at that bar and you have the same watered down drink for 2 hours because you're too busy playing on the pole to rememeber you ordered a cocktail...and dont want to get drunk! this is my personal favorite...when your family/husband/roommate no longer comes running when they hear big thuds!!!!!!
I so made this into a Facebook group... hehe. 😉 So joining! 😀
you may be a newbe poledancer if you find yourself at various non poling chores during the day chanting shoulders down abs in!
You picked your apartment because it has the perfect place for a pole. (But honey, I really like the loft...) You chewed out the poor fedex customer service guy for 10 minutes because you missed your pole delivery and want to pick it up TONIGHT. Not three days from now. (I was in the shower, I mean really.) And I was late to work because of it. 😳
this is an awsome thread! if your suffer from insomnia because thinking about pole dancing trying to work out the moves in your head is keeping you from falling asleep night after night, you may be a pole dancer. 🙄
You may be a pole dancer if in the airport on the way to your honeymoon you log on to StudioVeena at an internet kiosk and proceed to watch pole dancing videos regardless of who's around!!!!!! 😂 😂 😂
You may be a pole dancer if in the airport on the way to your honeymoon you log on to StudioVeena at an internet kiosk and proceed to watch pole dancing videos regardless of who's around!!!!!! 😂 😂 😂 Classic! 😂
monz1984 ·
You may be a pole dancer if you not only live, breathe and sleep pole dancing, but you have dreams about your poler friends doing kick ass tricks that neither you and they can do yet in real life! Inspiring and encouraging eachother through our dreams! (My poler friend had a dream that I could do the crucifix when we were just beginners!) I thought it was awesome!
You maybe a pole dancer if you go out of town and actually miss your pole while you're gone 🙁
haha... I know how you feel sissybuns, but try going without it for 3 months. Which makes me think... You may be a pole dancer if... you're in a very hot African country where it's considered inappropriate to wear clothing above your knee and you're at a bar pole dancing on a wooden pole that must have been 75mm (no inverts, just spins, I had to get my fix somehow 😜 ) You may be a pole dancer if... you instantly feel a strong connection with anyone who admits to being a pole dancer (which is why I think everyone is all friends with each other on SV!)
if while you´re dancing with some guy who´s not very creative you go into automatic pilot and are actually thinking about the pole moves you could be doing to the music you´re listening to to the point where you´ve totally and freakishly forgotton who you are dancing with, you may be a pole dancer,
you decide to purchase a pole studio. you tell the real estate agent that the ceilings must be at least 3m high or you're not interested. You find yourself doing a sexy get up from a squat after stacking the dishwasher - at work and in front of several electrical engineers who proceed to laugh at you. you go out for drinks and look at the ceiling of the bar to see if they can get a pole in for dancing. you ask your beauty therapist not use oil on your recently waxed "bits" so you can go pole straight after the appointment and you know how a pole feels on newly waxed skin... you find yourself lovingly caressing scaffolding to see the diameter and if it's worth having a spin on footwear retail assistants get THAT look on their face when you ask the stickability / karitane factor of the upper of the shoe and are thinking about how it will stick when climbing. exfoliation of your hands is to reduce the slippy factor of the calluses - to take off the hard old skin later, rather than making them smooth and pretty. you talk incessantly about nothing else, did I mention that you purchase a pole studio????? 😂 and you drag your husband into it... (he requested I added that one)
Rouge- LOL! 😂 How about doing some hip rolls and "peekaboos" when getting something from a low shelf at the grocery store?! 😳 If you wrap your cooling eye mask around your ankle (yeah for velcro!) so you don't have to stop dancing just because you injured yourself.... you ARE a pole dancer! I can't stop now, I still have half an hour before I need to get ready for work! 🤓
... you're torn between keeping the roommate (so the rent money can help fund your pole dancing addiction) and asking the roommate to move out (so you can turn the second bedroom into a pole room).
... you're torn between keeping the roommate (so the rent money can help fund your pole dancing addiction) and asking the roommate to move out (so you can turn the second bedroom into a pole room). HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 😂 😂 😂 Roomy you gotta go! I must pole! You may be a pole dancer if you get a new house and you decide where you're gonna put the pole first before you even think about any other furniture. You may be a pole dancer if you get that new home and consider making two of your kids share a room so you can have a room for poling.
...you didn't take your dogs out for a walk because you were pole dancing. (I'm guilty of this one 😕 ) OR ...you can't take your dogs out because you are too tired from pole dancing. Of course my contribution has to be dod related. 😛
you may be a pole dancer if.. you can't have fun anymore when you go out to a club, because with every song that plays, you just stand there like a retard fantasizing about how you would pole dance to it, while everyone's asking you what's wrong.. 😳 (*yes i just got home from a club*)
you may be a pole dancer if.. you can't have fun anymore when you go out to a club, because with every song that plays, you just stand there like a retard fantasizing about how you would pole dance to it, while everyone's asking you what's wrong.. 😳 (*yes i just got home from a club*) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 😂 (Ive done this many times!)
you can't have fun anymore when you go out to a club, because with every song that plays, you just stand there like a retard fantasizing about how you would pole dance to it, while everyone's asking you what's wrongHAHAHAHA! Love it! Haven't gone to a club in a while, I guess I just get my dancing kicks at home. ^_^
You are at a club with a pole. You decide to play on the pole and all the perves think you want to rub your butt on them. 🙁 ughh..happened to me this weekend. Just needed to vent.
You are at a club with a pole. You decide to play on the pole and all the perves think you want to rub your butt on them. 🙁 ughh..happened to me this weekend.What? 😲 Where? At Legends or somewhere out in Heidelberg? Sorry that happened to ya girl! I guess you have to be a bit careful at clubs because people get drunk and always get the wrong idea. Kick their butts! 💪 Rambo style!
You are at a club with a pole. You decide to play on the pole and all the perves think you want to rub your butt on them. 🙁 ughh..happened to me this weekend.What? 😲 Where? At Legends or somewhere out in Heidelberg? Sorry that happened to ya girl! I guess you have to be a bit careful at clubs because people get drunk and always get the wrong idea. Kick their butts! 💪 Rambo style! It was at a club in Heidelberg called 1600. I was pretty effing drunk too. So...I let them. :shame: I seriously woke up the next day feeling soooo guilty. I don't get out much. I only spent ten euros that night. 😀 It is good to run in to people your husband knows. The pole is kind of tucked against a wall. That part sucks. The place is ALWAYS packed. I have been there three times now and the faces are all the same. Mostly all Americans in there, too.
