You know your a pole dancer when............

unicorn · 2011-04-11T10:57:33+00:00

http://www.polexia.net/images/icons/icon12.png You know you're a pole dancer when... You know you're a pole dancer when.... - you are proud of your bruises. - you can't find shorts that are short enough. - you spend more time watching women pole dance than the man in your life. - you hear a song and immediately rate it for pole compatability. - you have spent any amount of time trying to convince someone that pole dancing is different than stripping. - you find that your closet is slowly (or quickly) filling up with plastic shoes with 6 inch heels and plastic boots that range in height from ankle to thigh-high and previously, the highest heel you ever wore were 1 inch sturdy shoes. - you've cleared everything you possibly can out of your family room to make space for your pole. - your husband gets a huge grin on his face when you say you're going to work out. - you walk past your husband in platform heeled black boots a bra and teeny shorts and he glances at you and then goes back to whatever he was doing. - you're looking at every stop sign, lamp post, children's playground thinking, "I wonder if I can do a invert on that?" - your kids are so familiar with pole moves from watching you watch YouTube obsessively that they can critique you pretty well when you're practicing. "Mommy, you should keep your back straighter when you do that!" - you have to schedule life events (weddings, balls) around poling so you won't be bruised in pictures. - you get ceiling height envy. - you took the furniture out of the guest room to make a pole room and your company has to sleep on the couch. - you assess the weather each day wondering how it will affect your grip more than to see what you should wear. - you have to explain to other people, especially doctors and anyone that sees you unclothed, why you are bruised so bad. - people have thought you were abused from all your bruises. - you're asked "what's new?" and the first thing that…

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chemgoddess1 · 4/12/2012
You search out the closest place to buy the May Penthouse magazine just to see the interview with Alethea.
JorgiB · 9/1/2019
When you've got to explain to the in laws whys there's a bottle of vodka and silicone sex toy cleaner on the coffee table!!!